Heard in Room 3

S: Mrs. Haney, five years ago, my dad had a mullet for his whole life.

During prayer requests...

S: Please pray for my mom's friend. She just got a divorcement.

B: Pray for my family. We're all still pretty sad that my rat died.
--I'm sorry, but for me, that would be a PRAISE YOU JESUS, HALLELUJAH! The rat, not the divorcement.