
Oh, friends. It is Monday. You know what that means, right? Not Me! Monday! This is my fourth glorious Monday, and boy, do I need it today. Much thanks again to MckMama. This girl knows what life is all about. And now...
I am not really obsessed with Pandora. I do not type in the most random of Christmas songs everyday in order to come up with new playlists for my 3rd graders that they absolutely adore. And I don't let them sway and dance move rhythmically to the different songs that they hear every day.
I was not knock-down drag out sick last week for two solid days. I did not lay on my couch for almost 48 hours straight because I was so achy I could barely move. Every time I was thirsty, I did not pour water into a new cup and my house was not so trashed with stray cups, used tissues and layers upon layers of clothing on the floor that on Friday night, my hubby had to come home and wonder if he was actually at home and not at a trash dump. Ew. Not me.
My laundry is not currently overflowing from the hamper because last week when I was sick, I so had the energy to do laundry, fold it, and put it away neatly. My husband did not kindly say this morning, "I might need some socks, babe." I'm totally Superwoman, FYI.
I did not have the most wonderful date night on Saturday night with my hubby. We did not go to Don Pablos (oh, sweet glory!), then to Barnes & Noble for some Starbucks and he did not get me a book I have been craving for quite sometime (The Art of Simple Food by Alice Waters). I did not have him drop me off at home later so that he could go watch the Xavier/UC game with a friend while I snuggled in and read my book and went to bed at 9:00 early. I'm not that boring.
After he dropped me off, I did not watch the Rockettes Christmas Show on WE as a poor substitute for not being able to go this year. I did not actually enjoy it and I did not applaud after every single dance and song. I was alone and I was not actually there, so that would be ridiculous. Yesterday, after making Christmas cookie dough (we are cutting/baking/decorating today!), I did not continue to sneak little bites of dough throughout the dough after telling T not to by ANY means take ANY dough. That would be hypocritical and entirely too much sugar for me. And he's probably not finding out about that because he's reading my blog... hi, babe! :)
And finally, after making real progress with my diet over the last few weeks and losing a good chunk of my goal (I am shooting to lose 20 lbs by April! Woo!), I did not throw most of it away this weekend by feasting on pizza, Mexican food, and cookie dough. I am far more disciplined than that.
Have a most wonderful Monday! If (and that's a big "if") I post next week, I will be in Michigan with my family and my amazing friends. I just can't wait. Merry Christmas!!!
