Heard in Room 3

A few months back, while on playground duty, I had to deal with an altercation between two little boys with the same name. We'll call them both Cooper. I knew one of their last names (we'll say Smith), so I referred to him as Cooper Smith while dealing with the issue. I didn't know the other one's last name, so I did the smart thing and referred to him as Cooper Curly Hair because-- you guessed it-- he has curly hair. I try to be really sneaky and elusive with nicknames. Anyway, I saw Cooper Curly Hair last week while I was on playground duty. He went running by me and I decided to be friendly.

Me: Hi, Cooper!
Cooper: Hi, Mrs. Long Hair!

And that, my friends, is why I do what I do. Kids are awesome.